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We meet every Sunday at the Caravelle Hotel in District 1, HCMC. The bus leaves promptly at 2:00 pm on most days. It's best to arrive at around 1:30 with the bus returning usually around 7 to 8 pm. Bring extra clothes, a great sense of humor and a thirst for some beer wouldn't hurt. Do not forget to bring some money for the hash fees (VND220,000 for expats, VND150,000 for locals).
On On and we hope to see you on Sunday.

Next SH3 Run: 23rd November 2014

Run number 1267
Location: Binh Duong

Hares:  Paddy Fag, Katoyboy, plus others!

This Sundays hash 23rd November will be in the Binh Duong Province.

Next F3 Harriettes Run - Friday 28th November - 7pm start - Tan Dinh Ward, District 1

Due to a busy Christmas social calendar and Sinterklaas being on the first Friday of the month, the F3 Harriettes have decided to change the date of the next harriettes run and hold the hash a week earlier in the last week of November.  The run will be in Tan Dinh/Dakao wards of District 1.  Meet at To and Ngo restaurant, 38 Thach Thi Thanh, Tan Dinh, District 1 from 6.30pm for a 7.00pm run start.  Registration fee is 50, 000 VND.  Bring your own water, clothes to walk or run in and a torch can be handy for darker areas. 

Driving Directions:  Go to the famous pink church on Hai Ba Trung near Tan Dinh market and take the road opposite , Dinh Cong Trang and turn right at the end of the street onto Thach Thi Thanh.  The restaurant is on your left.  Phone 08 6684 8317 if you get lost. 

December 7: The Dutch Sinterklaas run, Binh Duong

Sinterklaas, friend of the Dutch and the world, made a very successful appearance at the Saigon Hash in 2013. Despite a long overdue retirement (Sinterklaas is 754 years old - this is older than General Erection, Ballcock, Lambwank and Dumblewhore  together) the hares Runny Yolk, Cleared for Landing, Shithouse and Turnoff have convinced Sinterklaas to again be the guest of honour on the soft lawn of the Turnon-Turnoff residence in Binh Duong.
Don’t miss it and get out your diaries to mark 7th December 2014 with “Sinterklaas Run”.
Sinterklaas, with beard, staff and high heels, will take over the circle, reward good hashers and punish the sinners in traditional Dutch fashion. Very bad sinners will be iced, then wrapped up in a jute bag and transported to Spain to undergo a year-long re-education.
After the circle, a dinner will be served, generously sponsored by Sinterklaas.
The bus will leave at the usual 14h00 (2 pm) from the Caravelle, but will be back a little later than usually.
Registration: There will be only one bus and only the first 50 registered hashers will be able to make it onto the bus.

Run 1266

Date: 16/11/2014 Location: Dong Nai

Running Hares:Headmistress and Leaky Dick
Walking Hares:Wet Nurse and Double Grinder.
Obviously still recovering from last week's Red Dress run, run number 1266 only attracted around 35 hashers on Sunday. Our worthy driver took us to Phuoc Tan in Dong Nai province in fine but rather warm conditions for what was termed the Emergency run, no doubt named because of the lack of organisation by the mismanagement committee. However the hares who stepped into the breach did a fine job.
The run report was given by Fuckoffee who said he was confused (terminally?) but commented on the dust, dry conditions, the ponds, the shade and overall was quite happy. He said it was a good run and rewarded it with a plus 2.5
The fast walking Slippery Punt said the walk was good until he followed the arrow meant for the runners so consequently marked it down to minus five.
Religious Advisor Headmistress welcomed four young Vietnamese virgins to the Saigon hash as well as a young man from New Orleans.
Six visitors and returnees from San Diego, Sweden, New Orleans and Dong Nai were also welcomed.
One of the young virgins was immediately charged for fondling the GM"s balls (a set of kangaroo testicles hanging from his belt.) A virgin no longer.
In a convoluted story Dumblewhore charged Katoyboy with making him ill. Apparently in the recent hash in Thailand Katoyboy gave the wrong signal to our magician causing him to run into an elephant, getting covered in mucus and then becoming ill.
Miss Saigon winner Fucking everywhere and other previous winners, Katoyboy, Tinky Winky and Fuckoffee were charged by Headmistress for being jealous about some German men receiving breast implants. (Note: they are available in Vietnam if these Miss Saigon winners wish to indulge)
PM2 and Fucking Everywhere were then iced for unspecified crimes as well as a visitor from San Diego who was suspected of wanking.
The Russians came under fire by Tinky Winky for publishing a photo of the ill-fated MH17  and showing the wrong airline! As there were no Russian present he charged the sole Swede present for showing a fake photograph of a Russian submarine in a Swedish port.
A visitor from New Orleans, Urine Asian, who is travelling in Vietnam, was charged with being a week late to the Nha Trang hash, a week late to our Red Dress run and for losing her phone.
The visitor from San Diego presented GM Jackoff with a couple of his hash T shirts which our resident seamstresses, PM2 and In Flight Service will turn into hash dresses.
Coffee supremo Double Grinder was presented with a T shirt to commemorate her virgin hare set.
Announcements: The next lesbian run will be on Friday November 28th instead of the first Friday in December.
Katoyboy's next Binh Duong run will be on Thursday November 27th and next Sunday's run will also be in the Binh Duong district.
Please support the Loreto Christmas fair which will be held at the Cargo Bar, 7 Nguyen Tat Thanh district 4 on Friday December 12th from 4pm to 9pm. A great evening is promised and all proceeds will go towards underprivileged and disabled children. Your chance to give in the true Hash spirit to this very worthy cause.
On On - Lambwank.