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Up Coming Runs

Run 1288 - FE's Birthday Run
Hares: Newcastle Brown Eye,Safe Sex,Drill Me 2,Fucking Everywhere
Run 1289 - Anzac Day Run
Hares: General Erection,Ballcock
Run 1290 - Labour Day Run
Hares: Tien,Head Mistress,Sore Arse,Khanh

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We meet every Sunday at the Caravelle Hotel in District 1, HCMC. The bus leaves promptly at 2:00 pm on most days. It's best to arrive at around 1:30 with the bus returning usually around 7 to 8 pm. Bring extra clothes, a great sense of humor and a thirst for some beer wouldn't hurt. Do not forget to bring some money for the hash fees (VND220,000 for expats, VND150,000 for locals).
On On and we hope to see you on Sunday.

Run No. 1288

Hares team: Fucking Everywhere, Safe Sex, Drill Me Too, New Castle Brown Eyes  
It seems April is full of birthdays and special days for Saigon Hash House Harriers. And this week Sunday, 19thApril, we are going to celebrate another hasher’s birthday – Fucking Everywhere.
Hares team will bring you all to a very nice country side in Dong Nai with cashew field, corn field, river, monkey bridge and end up with some lovely Vietnamese finger foods to celebrate our leader hare.
Hashers in District 2 will be picked-up at your place and hashers in Binh Duong, please meet up at Caravelle.
So put your date on your calendar now for Sunday, 19th April to join the hash to cheer up with Fucking Everywehre. And don’t forget to show up before 14:00pm at Caravelle Hotel to get a seat on the Hash Bus.
OnOn for the night will be at Spotted Cow with lovely foods as normal.



Hash Party – Saturday 18th April

This month’s party will be the Saigon Hash Pub Crawl Game visiting the following places around Pham Ngo Lao area – pay as you go (all places sell good value drinks and food) join and leave when you want. We will be playing drinking games.
The View Rooftop@Duc Vuong Hotel, 195 Bui Vien – 5.30 – 7.00 for Sundowners
Spotted Cow, 111 Bui Vien – 7.00 – 8.00 – don’t miss our Hash sponsors
Grill and Chill, 244 Bui Vien – 8.00 – 9.00 – cheapest beer at 8, 000 VND
T and R Tavern – 57 Do Quang Dau – 9.00 – 10.00 – in time for the happy hour from 8.00 – 12.00
For those still standing, we will carry on impromptu to various other venues.

Run 1287 - Aries Birthday Run

Date: 12/04/2015 Location:
Hares: Paddy Fag,Fuckoffee,Head Mistress

Last Sunday the hash journeyed to the Hoc Mon district of Ho Chi Minh City to celebrate the combined birthdays of Fuckoffee, Headmistress and the missing in action, Paddy Fag.

Naturally the running hares were Fuckoffee and Headmistress while the small group of walkers  were guided around the course by the visiting Brighton Cock and his good friend Juicy Chew. Both runners and walkers traipesed through fields of morning glory and other swamp vegetables which were interspersed with trails through lush tropical vegetation.

A former Grand Master of the Saigon Hash, Tickler, was effusive in his praise of the run saying it turned out much better than he thought it would. He praised the scenery, the climate, the clouds in the sky, the beer stop and said that he enjoyed it a lot. A score of plus 9 was more than the hares could have hoped for.

Praise was not so effusive from In Bound about the walk and he lamented the fact that the hares missed three opportunities for a beer stop. With that in mind he gave the walk a -2.

As an aside the returning Woofter made the comment that it should have been called the Lesbian run as there were so many dykes on it!!!!

In the continuing absence of Grand Master Tinky Winky the circle was once again ably handled by Katoyboy who relished the fact that there were no children on the run to tone down his vocabulary.

The joint Religous Advisor Ballcock welcomed back six returnees, the aforementioned Tickler, Woofter, Brighton Cock, Juicy Chew and  In Bound plus the Captain.He also welcomed seven visitors from such far away places as Holland, Trinidad, Singapore, New Zealand, USA and Vietnam.

There was only one virgin who hailed from the United States where we thought the only virgins there were ugly eight year olds.

The birthday duo were then brought into the circle, along with Paddy Fag standin, token Irishman, Inbound for an out of tune rendition of "Happy Birthday"

Headmistress then charged a big group of hashers in the circle and chastised them severly for not pulling their weight in doing haresets. This group included Linda Lovelace, Bum Gravy, Flacid Cucumber, Blue Vein, Bright Spark, Lambwank, Overdrive, and the number one offender, Mini Crumpet, who in 41 runs has not one hareset to her name. The smallest hasher was then iced for her total lack of haresets.

This is an important issue as without the hares, first doing recces then laying the trails the previous day, there would be no hash. Hares put a lot of time into making the runs interesting and lately there have been some excellent innovations, like this birthday run (more on that later), the Saigon river Boat cruise, runs where the hares have provided delicous food at the completion, and others.

There were not many charges but Fuckoffee charged the Captain, who after hearing a cow mooing  said "that sounds like my exwife." Which prompted the reply "was she horny?"

The Irish and anyone in the field of  marketing were charged by Headmistress with something about penises on milk cartons in Ireland.Not sure what

The birthday boy was charged by Ballcock for being a front running hare and avoiding the beer stop.

New visitor HaPenis was then iced for the henious crime of wanking along with Cums In The Family for another crime aginst humanity.

Flacid Cucumber was awarded a tshirt for his 25 runs.

Next week's run will be another birthday run, this time Fucking Everywhere and will be held in Dong Nai. The next Lesbian Friday night run will be on May 8th. Because of the upcoming holidays the Anzac Day run on April 26th will be  city run led by General Erection and will begin from the Caravelle at 3.30pmThe week following will also be a city run.

The generosity of hashers was demonstrated after the run when Birthday Boy Fuckoffee treated the whole busload to a free On On. There was an abundance of lovely food and the beer, tequila and Jamiesons flowed freely. On behalf of the attending hashers many thanks to Fuckoffee (now 46) for this wonderful gesture. I spoke to several of our visitors who could just not believe that the On On was all paid for. To Fuckoffee, once again, our thanks.

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