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Run 1277
Hares: Leaky Dick,Fucking Everywhere,Wet Nurse
Run 1278
Hares: Cunning Lingus,Safe Sex,Tinky Winky
Run 1282
Hares: Paddy Fag,General Erection
Run 1279
Hares: General Erection

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We meet every Sunday at the Caravelle Hotel in District 1, HCMC. The bus leaves promptly at 2:00 pm on most days. It's best to arrive at around 1:30 with the bus returning usually around 7 to 8 pm. Bring extra clothes, a great sense of humor and a thirst for some beer wouldn't hurt. Do not forget to bring some money for the hash fees (VND220,000 for expats, VND150,000 for locals).
On On and we hope to see you on Sunday.

Saigon Hash House Harriers Next Run - Sunday 1st February - Run 1277

Roll up roll up. This Sunday is the best hash of the century!!! (Disclaimer: the hares have the right to f*ck it up on yhe day. No refunds given).
Super hares Leaky Dick, Fucking Ever, Dong Deposit Box and Fine Arse will help you shuffle through Dung Nai, get lost, hopefully found, and then safely back for a beer. Location is Dong Nai.
On on is at the fabulous Napoli in D1.
... Hope to see you all there. Lets have a full bus like last week.  Bus leaves 2pm

F3 Saigon Hash House Harriettes Next Run No 1

Friday 6th February – Hares:  Bright Spark, Fukcoffee and Pissmeister

Next Friday’s Run will meet and end at Nam Viet Restaurant, 38 Ly Tu Trong, Ben Nghe Ward, District 1.  As usual, registration is from 6.30 and the run/walk starts at 7pm.  Registration fee is 50, 000 VND. Bring your own water.   Pissmeister is under control not to set anything of marathon distance so expect 5 - 6km run and 3 - 4km walk.  Hare Bright Spark has organised a deal of 150, 000 for a beer, starter, main course and dessert for dinner for afterwards. 
Men are welcome but must be on their best behaviour.

See google map for location.


Run 1274:

Date: 11/01/2015 Location: Dong Nai
Hares: Stray Pussy

Running Hares: Jackoff and Stray Pussy
Walking Hares: Mayumi Vice and Dong Deposit Box
Those recalcitrant hashers who prefer Christmas Holidays to hashing missed out on a treat of a run on Sunday. Once again held in Dong Nai province the run took in beautiful lakes, pine forests, rubber and cashew nut plantations plus an abundance of birdlife. Unfortunately only around 30 hashers enjoyed an excellent afternoon's outing.
However you can't please everyone and in giving the run report Fuckoffee launched into a litany of complaints. With his tongue firmly in his cheek  he described it as an excrement run with ugly lakes, ugly forests, shit everywhere, confusion with the long and short paper and no broken checks. It deserved, he said, a -6.9.
Our resident Tasmanian, Cums in The Family, was far more succinct. He had no complaints and said the walk was delightful. He also scored it a -6.9 causing a lot of confusion amongst our resident mathematicians as to what the final score was.
Our religious advisor, Head Mistress, could only find one Danish virgin to induct to the ways of the hash but there were five either returnees or visitors including the extremely lazy Flacid Cucumber.
She then laid the first charge against the assembled Vietnamese for stamping her arm with an impossible to remove black stamp which allowed her two hours free drinking. In turn she was charged by Paddy Fag, along with Maple Muff, for complaining about little pricks in the bush demonstrating that size does matter.
Lambwank charged two veterans, Pole Polisher and Fester with crossing a rather rickety money bridge doggy style ie; on their hands and knees.
Maple Muff was charged for a second time along with two visitors for doing off hash training - definitely a punishable sin.
Paddy Fag was then iced for mixing up and Indonesian guest and calling her Malaysian.
Katoyboy charged the Australians with just one word - Tony Abbott.  Stray Pussy retaliated by charging the English with just one word - Tony Abbott. (For those who do not know it Tony Abbott, the unpopular Prime Minister of Australia, was an English immigrant - or 10 pound pom.)
The grandfather's present, General Erection, Pole Polisher and Ballcock were charged by Headmistress with a story of how a grandfather tried to fix his grandson's frozen computer with a hairdryer!
The final charge was laid by General Erection against visiting Psychedelic Knob Cruncher for exposing his son to ribald hash songs.
Two awards were then given, Dong Deposit Box for completing 50 runs and Cums In the Family for 25 runs. Due to an oversight the Mismanagement committee failed to present them with their prescribed t-shirts.
Katoboys Binh Duong run will be this Thursday.
Next Sunday's run will also be at Binh Duong. The hares have promised a brilliant run with the strong possibility of pigshit.
So all those who we haven't seen since Christmas get back to work  and get your arses into gear and make Sunday's run a good one.
On On - Lambwank