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Date:20/04/2014
Run 1237
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Date:27/04/2014
Run 1238 Dutch Kings Day
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Date:04/05/2014
Run 1238
Hares: Maple Muff

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We meet every Sunday at the Caravelle Hotel in District 1, HCMC. The bus leaves promptly at 2:00 pm on most days. It's best to arrive at around 1:30 with the bus returning usually around 7 to 8 pm. Bring extra clothes, a great sense of humor and a thirst for some beer wouldn't hurt. Do not forget to bring some money for the hash fees (VND220,000 for expats, VND150,000 for locals).
On On and we hope to see you on Sunday.

Fukoffee's 50th Hareset and the Aries Celebration Run

Location:  Hung Dinh, Binh Duong - N10 56.484 E106 41.088
  
This week's run is a continuation of Aries birthdays with hares, Paddy Fag, Fukoffee and Head Mistress all celebrating their birthdays within a day of each other on 12th and 13th April.  These adventurous, courageous, versatile, lively, positive and energetic individuals have got together to set a hare set that only Aries know how to  and with Fukoffee celebrating his 50th hare set expect some good trails

 

Run 1235

Date: 06/04/2014 Location: Dong Nai
Hares: Stray Pussy,Jack Off,Head Mistress

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm Wankipedia and you're listening to KSGN 107.9 The Hash.
 
In immigration news, the Saigon Hash inducted nine new members: Three Viet Cong, one man in a dress1, two un-barbie'd road waffles2, an Ottoman3 and two minions of Chiang Kai-Shek4. The Circle also welcomed back four visitors and five returnees.
 
It's ten past the hour, and that means traffic. We go live to the highways with Thongmuncher, filling in for Dan Rather. TM?
 
            “Real dry here, P-Dubz. No mud, river, water. Stray Pussy promised us a soggy commute            today, but it looks like she lied to us.”
 
Thank you, TM. For local traffic, Lamb Wank. LW?
 
            “Damn hot, P-Dubz, but it's cooling rapidly. Lots of dogs around, and some monks. Watch for    the latter nipping at your heels as you head through the temple complex.”
 
Thank you, LW. The Circle honored today Headmistress, who inaugurated the first Saigon Harriette's Run last week. HM, as many of you know, was violently overthrown in a mystical coup d'etat  during the December Solstice, when her ties to the dark shadows just beyond sight were at their weakest. HM responded to her loss by colonizing a new day of the week with a city Hash. Runners at the First Fucking Friday Hash gave the event a 6.9 and were allowed to keep their hands by their benevolent Overlady.
 
Katoyboy, however, was not so lucky. HM charged him for his failed prediction of a stillborn First F#*king Friday Hash, and mocked his poor turnout at his Binh Duong Hash. For those of you who don't know, the BDH is a vassal of the Saigon Hash, established by Katoyboy. They don't know when their next Hash will be.
 
A Happy Birthday to Grandmaster Jackoff, who turned 30 this year for the 50th year in a row. Tribute to him should take the form of small, unmarked bills, cokaine, or...I'm sorry, I can't read this. It's smudged. The first two should be good enough.
 
Headmistress has discovered that the Dutch cannot use lipstick, and charged all Dutch for the offense.
 
Multiple Rear Entry, international activist, charged Katoyboy with chemical warfare this week, claiming he farted in MRE's face.
 
Paddyfag, professional glutton, charged Fuckoffee and HM for drinking until 4 a.m. on the Friday before their rec'ce. He also charged the English for losing to the Dutch in cricket, a sport that does not, techically, exist.
 
This just in, Overdrive is missing. More to come as our star reporter, Safe Sex, investigates.
 
McCanCan, the souse, charged his people for visiting Windsor Castle for the first time since the Irish gained independence. Correction: the Irish PM is visiting the castle, not the entire Irish nation. I don't know how he's supposed to steal the building all by himself, but I hear he has gumption.
 
In other Royal news, the English Royal Family is visiting Australia and New Zealand. HM charged those nations because we all know they'll make it back alive and unharmed – no matter how many times we've hired them to resolve this issue.
 
An update on the Overdrive issue. Let's turn this over to Safe Sex. SS?
 
            “Hello, P-Dubz. I'm here at the V̶̧̡́i̢̡͏̀e҉̴̸̷́ţ͟͝͠n̵̷̴̨̡à͘m̴̷̧  police station. The desk sergeant says he's been        arraigned for serial obesity. I'll see if I find out his bail. Some hill people brought him in – he     was hanging around the river and they thought he was a beached whale.”
 
Thank you, SS. Grandmaster Jackoff charged all Vietnamese for using their hands to indicate “two” with the palm facing in.
 
McCanCan gave Jackoff a charge for disappearing on the Hoi An Hash years ago and now reappearing suddenly as the grandmaster of the Saigon Hash. He then gave him a t-shirt.
 
Wankipedia handed out two charges, one to Tinky Winky, who charged a virgin before the rules were set down, and one to all parents, for being over quota on children.
 
 
Tinky Winky accused TM of impersonating a teletubby. A teletubby? What's a teletubby. Let me check with my intern. *    *    *    *   Ah, I see. A teletubby is a creepy children's show for toddlers featuring costumes with unmoving faces.
 
Jackoff, Stray Pussy and HM have all recently completed 30 haresets! Congratulations, and we hope you find what you're looking for soon. They were awarded with sweatbands.
 
HM received shorts for 250 runs.
 
Katoyboy is setting up a Facebook page for the Binh Duong Hash, so go check out the page without adding yourself so his dreams are crushed. The Hanoi Hash will be having a weekend away at Mai Chau, led by McCanCan, who promised to abuse any Saigon Hashers he meets there. It will be on 26 and 27 April.
 
Next week's run is in Bin Duong, where Fuckoffee will be doing his 50th Hareset. Wait, 50? He needs to get married. Or get a second wife or something if he's doing so many of these.
 
A final update on the Overdrive scenario. A squad of police, armed and angry, dumped Overdrive at the bus and returning the bribe, saying that “it wasn't worth it.” Overdrive, unfortunately, has been returned unharmed.
 
That's it for today's program. For KSGN 107.9, I'm Wankipedia


1    Scotland, of course
2    Australia
3    Turkey
4    Taiwan